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Jennifer Garner vs. Jessica Simpson, Yvonne Craig Division, Round 1

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Jennifer Garner vs. Jessica Simpson

Which babe should move on to the next round?

Jennifer Garner	[ 9 ]	[69.23%]
Jessica Simpson	[ 4 ]	[30.77%]

Total Votes: 13

KilljoyBob

Sep 5 2008, 08:10 PM

Post #1

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Jennifer Garner
Age: 36
Where You've Seen Her: Alias, Daredevil, Elektra, Juno

Jessica Simpson
Age: 27
Where You’ve Seen Her: The Dukes of Hazzard, Employee of the Month, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

TwinkyMaster

Sep 6 2008, 06:24 AM

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I'll give you all one guess who I'm voting for.

GelfOgre

Sep 6 2008, 10:19 AM

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How un-attractive is Jenifer Garner? So unattractive that'd I'd even vote for someone as repulsive as Jessica Simpson over her. Gah.

TwinkyMaster

Sep 6 2008, 11:23 AM

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retro22

Sep 6 2008, 04:18 PM

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Simpson's Boobs...but that's all she's really got for me...

My vote lies with the stealthy hero.

KilljoyBob

Sep 6 2008, 08:00 PM

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Garner's not my cup of tea, but she'll get my vote over a walking dumb blonde stereotype.

Revil Fox

Sep 7 2008, 03:28 AM

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Sorry Twinky. I agree with Gelfy.

Chaomancer Omega

Sep 7 2008, 12:18 PM

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Garner's starting to show her age early, which is a bit sad, but she's at least aging into a handsome woman. Which is far more than I expect from Jessica Simpson. I fully expect that 9 years from now, Simpson will either look terrible or look surgeried and terrible.

Plus, Simpson's personality is actually enough to offset her looks into the negative category. She's anti-attractive. Had she only a brain, I might vote the other way, but.... no.

Soylent Daveage

Sep 8 2008, 10:18 AM

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I went with Jessica Simpson based on
a) Garner's face looks all out of proportion in that photo;
b) Simpson has a cracking set of knockers in that pic.

But when all is said and done, voting for Jessica Simpson still managed to leave a bad taste in my mouth...