HELP BUILD A NEW HINKLEFORP TOWER!
As you may or may not know, the original Hinkleforp Tower was destroyed in the course of fighting Mirror Slovman a few weeks ago. Not only that, but the University was recently plowed under in an effort to consolidate the forums. With his tower and stomping grounds gone, it's a miracle that Lou hasn't gone on a rampage of epic proportions.
But we all know that won't last. Eventually, without a place to call his own, Lou will begin systematically murdering us one by one. Fortunately, he has communicated to us a way of pacifying him. (Well, as much as he can be pacified.) He has drafted plans for a New Hinkleforp Tower to be erected in the Halls District.
Now, in the past, we could have built this tower lickity-split, but with my powers gone and our usual team of builders constantly busy repairing all the usual damage we do to the place, not to mention the complexity of Lou's blueprints, we're going to need to resort to drastic measures.
IT'S A FUNDRAISING RAFFLE!!!
Send your marks to Lou. The more marks you send, the greater your chances of winning, but you only have to send in one mark to be entered into the drawing.
On Sovereignty Day (September 29th), if enough funds have been raised, the New Hinkleforp Tower will be unveiled, and the drawing will be held. The prizes will be:
3rd Place
A Special Badge
Friend of Lou Coupon (Entitles you to a month free of Lou attacks)
2nd Place
A Special Badge
Friend of Lou Coupon
Hinkleforp Tower Special Edition Trading Card
1st Place
A Special Badge
Friend of Lou Coupon
Hinkleforp Tower Special Edition Trading Card
munkylord Special Edition Trading Card
Atlas33 Special Edition Trading Card
So start sending those marks in! Otherwise, we're all gonna die.
Seriously.
