Hey all. i'm new here. My uncle told me about the site so i thought i woud check it out. I just got out of the Navy and i'm currently a cook at applebees. I have a beautiful wife named Jennifer. I love video games and comics. I'm also a huge Kansas City Chiefs fan. Anything else you want to know just ask.

Well BFD (which is what I will now call you as that name is too long to type a whole bunch), welcome to the Halls. We are glad to have you. Being a Chiefs fan may get you about an inch of slack around here, as at least the Tyrant will have your back on that one. Enjoy yourself, have fun, and don’t swim in the Lake. Oh, and I also used to cook at the Bees, so you’ve got stuff in common with a couple of us.

Well, your uncle is a foul and mean-spirited wretch. So much so that we've sent him to live down by the marshes where he can do very little harm. We'll try not to hold that against you.

Welcome to the Halls!

Welcome BFD!


I hope you hang around and enjoy yourself. I'll try not to spear you through a wall until you're well settled in.

its that red beard of his sometimes i swear it does his thinking for him

*TheRidge grabs Twinkymaster throws him onto the ground and stamps him flat.

There we go. Not quite the red carpet but I'm sure it'll make do. Welcome to the Halls.

wow thanks! the crunching of bones really adds a touch of class.

I thought so.

I toyed with setting him on fire and turning it into more of a tribal welcoming. But then I remembered that I'd left the matches in my pants.

well its the thought that counts. personaly i think ritual sacrifice is the only way to give a proper tribal welcome.

*Slovman kills Twinky again and sets him on fire.

There. I have to do everything around here...

*sniff* you only had to ask.

it was just a suggestion not a request. here i made you a panda cake ridge

Mmm Panda Cake....which next to eating real Pandas is pretty damn sweet. Hurrah!!

its made with real panda frosting.

That'll do for me. I don't suppose there's any mulched up Panda bones to wash it down with is there?

well i do have some panda milk but you have to promise not to ask where it comes from. its pretty creamy.

Meh what do i care. Free Panda Milk is free Panda Milk. All I care about is that I don't have to pay for it.

how does the whole mark thing work? i have looked but didnt find aything concerning it.

Marks allow you primarily to change the line below your avatar, or title. You get them for posting and starting threads. At times, there are things that we will wager on, and we use Marks for that as well. You can bank your Marks, and they’ll earn interest if you remember to collect it. In short, there isn’t a whole lot right now that we do with them. But in the future…who knows.

thanks. how do you use them to change the line underneath the avatar.

Ahoy BFD. Out of the navy and already married at 19, wow. That's something. Makes me feel like a slacker. Of course, the Radioactive Hobo makes me feel like a slacker so that's not hard to do.

I'm Twinky, feel free to kill me. It's a popular past time here. Oh and the more creative, the better.

Have fun around here and don't get scared off too soon.

thanks and im a big slacker as well. all this stuff has happened in the last year and a half. b4 that i spent my time playing video games and eating 7-11 hotdogs while farting in my uncles room.

Welcome to the Halls, BFD, have a Fruit Pie. I can tell you're going to fit in around here.

Oh, and you use your Marks by clicking on the "HallsMart" link at the top right of the page.

thanks for the pie. its really easy to fit in here. most boards people bash on each other everyone here is very friendly and has a sense of humor. i like it

*gelf13 bashes BFD over the head and steals his lollypop.



Welcome aboard, matey! Arrr....

*SmellslikeBFD1 curses at Gelf

dammit i was eating that.

what are cards? i saw it in the fishing thing someone caught a card. are those anything or is it just a joke for fishing?

Cards are collectable, and are a bit like crack. They are scattered throughout the Halls threads, and some are only available from fishing. There is talk that there will soon be a second set, and some will be available for purchase in the Hallsmart.

how do you get them from the threads

This thread will show you everything you need to know about the cards. And then some.

Didn't you forget drunk, perverted, violent and handsome? Welcome my nephew.

*Redbeard kicks BFD in the nuts, picks him up and smashes Twinky's head open with him.

Who else has killed Twinky with their nephew huh?

Greetings Citizen and welcome to the Halls of Upstanding Family Morales. A place free of sin and an overflow of kind heartedness and love. Or at least it will be when I get enough signatures on this petition.

Would you like to sign it...I have a pen?

*Redbeard snatches the petition from CFV's hand, wipes his ass with it and burns it with Fire-Beard.

sweet now im anstrument of death. i always wanted to be an instrument but not one of those stupid ass woodwinds, instruments of death are way better

That is really going to smell this place up.

*oogie56 lights a vanilla scented candle

thanks the smell of burning ass was really getting to me

Welcome aboard, BFD! (I'm assuming you don't want your handle abbreviated as "Smelly".) I see you're already well on your way to settling in here.

yeah bfd is good. i am settling in well. its really a nice place except for the twinkie carcasses everywhere and that hobo with the flaming beard. i love it here.

Once you've had a Halls burger with the special sauce and a lime flavoured Ejacucola to wash it down with. Served only at the Halls of Hysteria...you'll never go back.

sounds ummm... tasty

RUN AWAY!

*SmellslikeBFD1 points and shouts "look its a dragqueen" and takes off running

Where? WHERE??

Welcome citizen, to the Halls. If you're going to be dealing with CFV, you may want to arm yourself.

*Zebra-12 tosses BFD a handgun.

There you go, it was an extra one I had laying around.