Well, kids...

*Lantern Girl takes off her sandals.

The show's just about over.

*Lantern Girl unzips and pulls off her slacks.

And there's just one more award left to present.

*Lantern Girl pushes down and steps out of her panties.

And that's Best Babe, so I figured I'd get naked in advance of making love to whichever delicious young woman that wins the thing.

*Lantern Girl strips off her shirt and tosses all the clothes offstage.

There!

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Allright, down to business. Here are the nominees for Best Babe of 2006:


Monica Bellucci


Eliza Dushku


Scarlett Johansson


Natalie Portman


Jewel Staite


I will say that even though I have had sex with all those beauties, I am more than eager to repeat with any of them. But the one I'll have screaming my name in a few minutes is...
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Now I'll just speed off and...

OH NO YOU DON'T!

*Slovwoman leaps from offstage, completely naked, locks her legs around Lantern Girl's hips, and begins passionately kissing her.

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I haven't had an orgasm in nearly six months, woman. Monica is just going to have to wait.

Oh you poor thing! We'll get you taken care of in just a second.

As you can see folks, I have pressing matters to attend to! So thanks for coming to the McCrea Awards this year. Hope you've enjoyed them as much as I have. And will.

*Lantern Girl sends a wave of orgasmic energy through the theatre, then starts flying out with Slovwoman in her arms.

Good night everyone!

*Lantern Girl flies away as the orchestra starts playing and the stage fades to black.