Official Challenges Thread

All right kids, consider the new Lunatic Fighting League officially begun! This is where you can issue challenges to your fellow fighters. If you have not familiarized yourself with The Rules, please do so now.

Once THREE challenges have been issued and accepted, those fights will go up. Once those three fights are over, the next three will go up. And so on.

So get to challenging, bitches!

*oogie56 walks in and throws down a mighty guantlet on the table

I challenge any non-ranked competitor to come test their mettle against someone in the top five. Non-ranked challengers only. Jon-OH, Soylent, whomever. Bring it, botches.

So, Gauntlet Hut is having a sale, huh?

*Soylent Daveage picks up the gauntlet, tries it on for size, then removes it and drops a brick into it

I accept your challenge...

*Soylent Daveage thumps Thunderoogie upside the head with the brick-filled gauntlet, then pours the crumbled remains of brick out of the gauntlet.

Because sometimes you have to go with the classics...

Welp, there's challenge number one.

Now for challenge number two.

I'm calling YOU out Trebor. It's time.

i have no standings, however I look forward to battling somebody.

rats, i'm too slow to pick up the unranked challenge...

*plays with a yo-yo*

You're on Scream.

Someone step up and challenge Jon. I want to slap SD around.

I'll challenge Jon-OH. I missed fighting him during the Beatdown, and I'd better keep in shape to defend my title.

Our Champ doesn't want to rest on his laurels!

Very well, the matches will go up on Monday!

Nope, no laurel resting here.

You're going down on Monday Trebox.

The champ's gonna be all lookin' tha fool.


So do these bouts have themes, settings or gimmick?

Hmm. Hadn't considered that. But probably not for these first three fights. Maybe we'll change things up later on.

Very well then, I will not need pre-made craziness to out wacky KJ.... uh P.

It's on... on like donkey kong.

You'd better watch the trash talking, son. Don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because it's the first fight of the season.

not going easy on me?

Do you think I'll be able to tell the difference?

*TwinkProwl gets a bowl of popcorn ready and picks out some good seats in the stands.

I'm ready for this, I've got an upgrade right now and everythin'.

Rock-Rock-Rock on!

This is going to be like Rocky.

And at long last, the belt has finally arrived, just in time for the Champ to wear it into his first title defense.

that appears to be the championchip belt, watch, and ring!

Oooohh.... SHINY!!!!

just like the one side of tin-foil.

Is that the Legendary Films logo on the right of it?

when i win this thing from KJP, I'm going to need a bigger one, i have a 32 inch waist and it needs to fit all the way 'round.

Yeah, there's only one problem with that Jon-Oh....you won't be taking the belt from KJP, you'll be taking it from me.

...

Way to build yourself up there, Raging Dull.

Hey, it never hurts to have a little confidence in oneself.

*Chaomancer Omega fits HollowPoint with an ankle bracelet designed to give off an electric shock proportionate to the amount of confidence he exhibits at any given moment.

Wrong again.

Tha's how you deal with an over active ego.

Definately gonna need an extender strap for that thing once I get hold of it...

Although I suppose I could just wear it over one shoulder...



Well, I'm ready to get down and dirty. Say the word...

*HollowScream tilts his head to the side and gives Omega Supreme an exasperated look, then gets shocked due to his confidence

Ohkay, do you really expect this to work *bzzt

Ow.

*HollowScream ports out, leaving the ankle bracelet behind

Ah, tha's no fair. I'm so screwed in my match now.

...are you going to be the referee?

Wow, Soylent and oogie are really going at it. They'll be done with their fight by tomorrow at this rate!

Soylent has green blood? Soylent Daveage is...PEOPLE!

Vulcan/Romulan people?

Or possibly orc people.

Or little green men people.

Actually, the line that led to it was "Soylent Green is DAVEAGE!!!" but that's part of the "Exposition of Soylent Daveage's name" story, and I'm a little busy with Oogie to expose myself right now...

Yeah, best not to expose yourself.

Like...ever.

Funny, that's what the policeman said the other night...

exposation...

*HollowScream flies in and heads towards the sound booth

Scuse me, pardon me, Ooops, sorry bout that. Ohkay, now to do what I need to do...

Jeeze, Oogie and Soylent both did such a good job of beating the crap out of each other, I'm having a hard time deciding on who to vote for. I think they actually did the best job of describing the other guy's attacks on themselves.

Well, you know it can't be all give... Sometimes you have to take it, too...

You know, with that and that whole "sausage in my buns" talk over at Darkhawk, I'm really beginning to wonder about you, Soylent. I think you just may be a Hallsian yet.

I think the breasts have driven me slightly more insane than usual. But they're so much fun!!!





How bad are all these comments going to look if/when I get back to being a regular guy though?

Pretty bad. But I think every single one of us has at least five such posts, if not many more.