*Soylent Daveage saunters out to the middle of the Arena where Oogie is waiting.

I've been looking forward to this. Let's have some fun!

*They are joined by a referee

The Referee: Okay, now I want a good, clean fight

*The watching crowd turns as one to look at the main camera filming the fight

Audience: Oh, brother...

The Referee: None of this...

*The Referee stamps on Oogie's foot

The Referee: ...or this...

*The Referee elbows Oogie in the stomach

The Referee: ...or thi-

*Soylent Daveage pushes The Referee out of the way

Yeah, yeah, we've all seen the Daffy Duck bit before, let's get to it!

*Soylent Daveage swings a masive right hook at Oogie...

*oogie56 takes the punch as he pulls backwards

Not a bad opening shot, but let's see how you handle this.

*oogie56 changes both arms into gatling guns, and begins unloading rounds in a line going towards Soylent Daveage

Aww, man....

*Soylent Daveage starts sprinting to his right, his hands rummaging through a small bag at his waist.

HategunsHategunsHATEGUNS!!!!

*Oogies stream of bullets trace after Soylent until they eventually catch him, the force of the impact spinning Soylent sideways. Soylent uses the momentum to fling a group of small balls at Oogie's feet, which then explode, spraying a cloud of dirt and dust into the air. When it clears, Soylent is gone, leaving only a trail of green blood leading towards the cheap seats.

Psh. I have things that spray stuff. Hate them.

*oogie56 looks down and sees the blood

Looks like it's hunting time.

*oogie56 starts out towards the cheap seats

*Soylent Daveage watches oogie56 approach the stands, holding his breath to make as little sound as possible. When Oogie is only a few feet away Soylent leaps from cover, straight at Oogie's head.

Not quiet enough, sucker!

*Soylent Daveage grunts in pain as Oogie easily dodges the leap and hammers both fists into Soylent's back, slamming him to the ground. Soylent manages to wrap one arm around Oogie's legs and with a mighty heave topples his foe. Both combatants quickly scramble to their feet and face off once more.

Damn, Oogie, you've got some good reflexes there...

I've fought giant rampaging squirrels, storm troopers, zombies, and a cadre of other things. You get quick after a while.

*oogie56 can't get out of the way as Soylent tosses a small bomb at him, blowing large chunks of the seats out and sending oogie back to the arena floor. Soylent takes advantage, and leaps into the ring, landing on oogie and hitting him with a quick volley of punches.

ENOUGH!

*oogie56 changes an arm into a sonic gun, and blasts Soylent off him and across the arena

You've made me bleed. I hate bleeding.

*Soylent Daveage lands heavily, rolls and grabs at the arena walls to steady himself. Oogie aims another blast from his sonic gun at Soylent, who just barely manages to leap out of the way. Ducking and dodging, Soylent Daveage charges around the outer edge of the arena, narrowly avoiding sonic blasts, and leaving an ever-growing trail of his green blood behind.

Had to make you bleed, Oogie... Without your blood to target you I couldn't do this...

*Soylent Daveage abruptly stops and makes a summoning gesture with both hands. Suddenly the blood he has left around the arena comes to life and flies at Oogie. He manages to avoid some , but what does hit clings to Oogie's arms and legs, slowing him significantly.

Bloody Hell!

*oogie56 tries to put on some shades, but can't move his arms enough

Oh screw this.

*oogie56 begins to burn the blood off of one arm, finally freeing it. He begins to burn it off his legs when it suddenly releases. oogie56 looks up, just as Soylent plants both feet in his chest, sending him sprawling backwards

Damn that hurt. But two can play at that game.

*oogie56 fires multiple rounds of glue on the ground all around Soylent, preventing him from moving anywhere without getting stuck

Now, lets see if I can do this with the old arms.

*oogie56 puts both arms together and forms one large cannon from them, which begins to glow at the end

KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!

*oogie56 unleashes a massive blast, rocketing towards Soylent

Glue all around me... But there's always ONE way to move...

*Soylent Daveage takes a small jump as the blast approaches, turns it into a near perfect swan-dive, right at his own feet, and disappears into the ground.

Dammit, where'd he... Oh, I see it...

*Oogie56 watches the shadow of Soylent Daveage's movement as he travels underground. As the shadow darkens Oogie aims another Kamehameha blast at the point where Soylent is starting to surface.

KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!

*Soylent Daveage bursts from the ground just as the blast hits and is propelled upwards at a great rate. At the peak of his arc Soylent curls into a ball and begins his descent, aimed straight at Oogie.

CANNONBALL!!!!!!

*oogie56 seperates his arms just as Soylent slams into him, riding him to the ground, before jumping backwards off his chest

Well, how's that do ya?

Does me just fine.

*oogie56 fires a series of laser blasts at Soylent, sending him running again. Before he gets too far, oogie turn his other arm on the wall, blowing out a huge section right in front of Soylent

Now where will you run?

*Soylent Daveage cartwheels acros the debris of the wall, picking up a sizeable chunk of wall and hurling it towards oogie56, who blasts it to dust long before it reaches him. Expecting Soylent to be following in the wake of the impromptu missile oogie unleashes another barrage of laser blasts, only to see nothing coming, and no sign of Soylent.

No shadow, so you're not underground... No way you could have gotten out of the arena so quickly... You're in the stands!

*Oogie56 starts blasting into the stands behind the destroyed wall, causing Soylent Daveage to shoot from his hiding spot, leap back down into the battlefield, and zig-zag towards oogie, barely dodging the incoming lasers.

Let's get dirty!

*Soylent Daveage slides into Oogies feet, bowling him over and tangling the two of them in a mess of limbs and dirt.

*oogie56 wrestles with Soylent for a minute, getting stuck in a submission hold

Give it up oogie. I've got you now. You can't get oof!

*oogie56 elbows Soylent in the stomach, and reverses the hold.

Now who's stuck?

Not me.

*Soylent Daveage kicks out of the hold, and delivers a blow to oogie's knee before getting to his feet

I have you outgunned. You can't beat me. I won't feel bad if you just give up now.

With those arms you had me outgunned from the start...

*Soylent Daveage and Oogie56 trade several blows, both of them anticipating the other's attacks and blocking easily, until Oogie apparently lets his guard slip. Soylent lunges for the opening, only to be caught by a vicious knee to the face. Soylent in return wraps both arms around Oogie's leg, lifting him off the ground and flipping him backwards. Oogie lands deftly on his feet and brings his guns to bear on Soylent, who is standing his ground.

Any last words?

Yeah... Look down.

*Oogie56 glances at the ground near his feet and notices a ring of small explosive devices surrounding him.

Sneaky...

*Soylent Daveage detonates the explosives, causing the ground under oogie56 to collapse. Oogie is dropped into a hidden basement under the arena.

Damn, if I'd known that was thre I could have used it earlier... You still alive down there Oogie?

*oogie56 replies by shooting out the edge of the hole where Soylent is standing, sending him plunging into the darkness.

*oogie56 watches Soylent fall, landing on top of a mass of rubble

NIce that you made it. So glad you could drop in.

*oogie56 throws on some sunglasses

Isn't it a little dark for those?

These are actually low light glasses, so I can see you better than ever.

*oogie56 blasts Soylent in the chest with a sonic blast, sending him backwards into an electrical pannel. Soylent opens it, flips a switch, and a dozen bulbs flash to life

GAH! I'm fracking blind. DAMN that hurts.

Lucky for me there was still electricity.

*Soylent Daveage looks around the basement and sees the slowly rusting remains of a thousand drinks machines, popcorn cookers, and pie warming ovens.

Oh the things I could do with this stuff...

*Soylent Daveage is so lost in thought that he doesn't notice Oogie56 sneaking up behind him.

Hard to do much without air.

*Oogie56 grabs Soylent from behind in a choke hold and starts slowly crushing the life out of him

Gah-haack!

What's that you say?

Caaaaghaaah!

You want it tighter?

Naaaaagh!

Well, if that's what you want.

Xgaaahhsks!

*As he starts losing conciousness Soylent Daveage desperateley kicks at Oogie's legs, managing to hit the same knee he kicked earlier. A noise almost exactly like a kneecap being dislocated reverberates around the basement, followed by a scream of pain, and Oogie releases his hold, allowing Soylent to breathe once more.

*oogie56 falls to the ground, holding his knee as Soylent falls to the ground gasping for breath. They both see each other, and move with surprising swiftnesss, as Davage kicks a popcorn machine onto oogie before he can get a shot off

That will buy me some time. I know there is a good weapon around here somewhere.

Gawd that hurt. First smashes my knee, then drops this damn thing on me.

*oogie56 pushes the popcorn machine off, staggers to his feet, and begins shambling towards where he thinks Soylent Daveage ran to

Why do I suddenly feel like the villain in a slasher movie? Oh well. Davey, I'm coming for you...

*oogie56 turns a corner and takes a piece of metal pipe to the chest, sending him back to the ground. Soylent stands proudly, then charges oogie with the pipe. As he's about to deliver the blow, oogie throws both feet into his chest, sending him over his head and into a wall, but emitting a scream as pain again surges through his knee

*Soylent Daveage staggers to his feet, supporting himself on the metal pipe.

Uh oh... Dizzy...

*Soylent Daveage turns, swinging the pipe in the direction he last remembers Oogie being and stumbles to his knees.

Very... dizzy...

*Again Soylent drags himslef to his feet, this time with his eyes closed, and steadies himself with the pipe. He opens his eyes, looks around for oogie56, and sees drag marks in the dust, leading behind a support pillar. Soylent circles slowly around the other side of the pillar and takes a full blodded swing at chest height... Only to find oogie56, lying on his back with a pair of sonic blaster arms pointed up at him.

This is gonna hurt.

So much more than you think.

*oogie56 raises the blaster a little higher, and brings down a huge section of the basement roof onto Soylent's head

Well, that should buy me a little time. Gotta get up and finish this.

*oogie56 climbs up the pillar, and shuffles off down a long hallway, looking for a spot to ambush Soylent one final time

*Green blood slowly oozes out from under the pile of caved-in roof, pooling where it can. The blood surges to life, constricting around the stone, crushing it like a pile of stale cookies, leaving Soylent Daveage lying battered and still bleeding on the basement floor. He slowly drags himself upright.

That *cough* was not much fun.

*Soylent Daveage surveys the basement, trying to figure out where oogie56 could have gotten to. He lurches towards the hole they first entered the basement through, stops and listens.

Wassat rumbling noise?

*The ground begins to shake as the rumbling grows louder. Soylent grabs on to a nearby pillar for balance. The rumbling and shaking grow ever louder, until the pillar explodes and a screaming oogie56 bursts through it, swinging his sonic arms at Soylent. Three solid blows connect, throwing Soylent back into the rusted machinery once more. Soylent grabs at anything he can pick up and throws pie ovens, popcorn makers, and even an old wooden chopping board at oogie, as the two exhausted and injured combatants advance on each other once more, for what will surely be the final clash of this bout.

*oogie56 takes one blast after another, before he grabs Soylent by the shirt

It's time to end this.

I couldn't agree more.

*oogie56 reaches back for one final blow, as Soylents blood collects around a piece of concrete. As oogie56 delivers his punch, the concrete comes slamming into the side of face, sending oogie to the floor as Soylent's head hits the wall, where he slides to the floor, where both combatants lay bleeding and unconcious.

THE FIGHT IS OVER!

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