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Chaomancer Omega


Comin' to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin' I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Got what I got the hard way
And I'll make it better each and every day
So honey don't you fret
Cause you ain't seen nothing yet

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Play it Steve!
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Listen
I was brought up on a side street
I learned how to love before I could eat
I was educated from good stock
When I start lovin' I just can't stop

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man

Well grab the rope and I'll pull you in
Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
You're a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
Chaomancer Omega


King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man
He never thought he'd see (King Tut)
People stand in line
To see the boy king (King Tut)

How'd you get so funky (Funky Tut)
Did you do the monkey
(Born in Arizona)
(Moved to Babylonia, King Tut)

(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him (Funky Tut)
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum (King Tut)

Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He's my favorite honkey
(Born in Arizona)
(Moved to Babylonia, king Tut)

Dancin' by the Nile (disco Tut)
The ladies love his style (boss Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile

He gave his life for tourism (King Tut)
(Tut, tut, tut, tut)
Golden idol
(Tut, tut, tut, tut)
He's an Egyptian
(Tut, tut, tut, tut)
They're sellin' you (King Tut)

Now, when I die
Now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like ole King Tut (King Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut)
Buried in his Jammies
(Born in Arizona)
(Moved to Babylonia)
(He was born in Arizona)
Got a condo made of stone-a
King Tut
IJIT
King Tut for me...the melody is superior, and the lyrics are more entertaining as well.
KilljoyBob
I'll agree with that assessment, IJIT.
TwinkyMaster
I prefer Soul Man here. No real argument for it, just sounds more agreeable to me.
retro22
Not exactly a fan of either.
I'm going to vote blues brothers on this one.
GelfOgre
This one's for the guys in the horn section.
Oogie
He's an Egyptian!
Chaomancer Omega
Going with Soul Man here... but I have no objection to King Tut either.
Slovman
Battle of the Saturday Night Live songs!

Man.

I think I'll go with King Tut. I like other Brothers' tunes better.
HollowScream
I just really like Soul Man.
Soylent Daveage
The Blues Brothers are cool and I like Soul Man.

Steve Martin, on the other hand, shits me right up the wall...
TwinkyMaster
Ewwwww... Did you have to pay extra for that?
Soylent Daveage
Nah, you just ride the wave of feces that spews forth every time he opens his mouth puke.gif
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