Rule #143:
Whenever possible, speak form experience. Take Rule #142 for example.
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Rule #144
Never Underestimate A Man On A Mission...
With That Being Said...
NEVER Underestimate A Woman On A Man...
Never Underestimate A Man On A Mission...
With That Being Said...
NEVER Underestimate A Woman On A Man...
Rule #145:
Boobies
Boobies
Rule #146
When Rule #145 is in effect bouncing is mandatory.
When Rule #145 is in effect bouncing is mandatory.
Rule whatev: Loading OS 10.5.1 on your G4 dual 500 tower is a really bad idea.
Rule #147: Installing Commodore-64 GEOS on your G4 is a substantially worse idea.
Rule #148
Not surprisingly, Installing OS 10.5.1 on your Commodore 64 is an even worse idea...
Not surprisingly, Installing OS 10.5.1 on your Commodore 64 is an even worse idea...
Rule #149:
Understanding is key.
Understanding is key.
Rule #150: Do not violate this rule.
Rule #151
Knowledge Opens Many Doors.
(Must Be Used In Conjunction With Rule #149)
Knowledge Opens Many Doors.
(Must Be Used In Conjunction With Rule #149)
Rule #152:
There never was a man from Nantucket
There never was a man from Nantucket
Rule #153: They're grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
QUOTE(Soylent Daveage @ Mar 26 2008, 07:42 PM) 
Rule #152:
There never was a man from Nantucket
There never was a man from Nantucket
Rule #154: Go ahead and shatter all my beliefs.
Rule #155: Gary Oldman makes a great villain.
Rule #156
Always Finish What You Sta....
Always Finish What You Sta....
Rule 157: ... ... um.... er.... speak with... um... errr.... authority.
Rule 158: There are a lot of rules, aren't there?
Rule #159: Don't leave anything out.
Rule # 160:
Try not to repeat any.
*Trebor kills Twinky.
Try not to repeat any.
*Trebor kills Twinky.
Rule #161
Steal cookies at your own risk......the badgers are watching.
Steal cookies at your own risk......the badgers are watching.
Rule #162
Aarons Mrs. Makes The Best Cookies...
*retro22 runs off to hide behind a boulder
Aarons Mrs. Makes The Best Cookies...
*retro22 runs off to hide behind a boulder
Rule #163:
If you poke the Aaron there is nothing strong enough to hide behind.
If you poke the Aaron there is nothing strong enough to hide behind.
Rule #164
Loopholes will not be looked upon kindly by powermad dictators.
Loopholes will not be looked upon kindly by powermad dictators.
Rule #165: When powermad dictators are away, the loopholes will play.
Rule #166
Fight With The Best, And Die Like The Rest.
Fight With The Best, And Die Like The Rest.
Rule #167:
Rhyming is not for the inexperienced.
Rhyming is not for the inexperienced.
ongoing
Time-space
not
Rule #932775:
tolerated
will
be
anomolies
Time-space
not
Rule #932775:
tolerated
will
be
anomolies
Rule #167
when in doubt(about time anomalies), dont freak out!
*retro22 runs around in concentric circles
when in doubt(about time anomalies), dont freak out!
*retro22 runs around in concentric circles
Rule #169
Don't try to overwrite previous rules.
Rule #169
Try to overwrite previous rules.
Rule #169
Don't try to overwrite previous rules.
Don't try to overwrite previous rules.
Rule #169
Try to overwrite previous rules.
Rule #169
Don't try to overwrite previous rules.
Rule Jb40/6 subparagraph *&@: Rules are for wankers.
Rule #170
refer to Rule #170
refer to Rule #170
Rule #171: When the ducks quack, you listen.
Rule #172:
The sheep farts at midnight
The sheep farts at midnight
Rule #173:
That which could be, never was, until what could have been retrogrades into what was not.
That which could be, never was, until what could have been retrogrades into what was not.
rule #174:
No syrup in the kiddie pool
No syrup in the kiddie pool
Rule #175
Please fill in all boxes using only a black or blue pen.
Please fill in all boxes using only a black or blue pen.
Rule #176
Enable Sentinel,
Predicons Approaching Perimeter Systems!
Enable Sentinel,
Predicons Approaching Perimeter Systems!
Rule # 177: Their, There, They're.
Their is a possessive pronoun: They went to their house.
There is an adverb indicating direction: We went there for dinner.
They're coming to take you away, haa haa, ho ho, hee hee....
Their is a possessive pronoun: They went to their house.
There is an adverb indicating direction: We went there for dinner.
They're coming to take you away, haa haa, ho ho, hee hee....
Rule #178: Consult GelfOgre for any further grammatical questions.
Rule #179
Consult TwinkyMaster for any further Consultational questions.
Consult TwinkyMaster for any further Consultational questions.
Rule #180
The difference between a fool and a wise man is thus:
A fool realizes how wise he is.
A wise man realizes how foolish he is.
The difference between a fool and a wise man is thus:
A fool realizes how wise he is.
A wise man realizes how foolish he is.
Rule #181
Symmetry knows best!
Symmetry knows best!
Rule #182:
Do NOT pass go.
Do NOT collect $200.
Do NOT pass go.
Do NOT collect $200.
Rule # 183:
Yahtzee!!
Yahtzee!!
Rule B4: You sunk my Battleship!
Rule #184
It equals 13, my lucky number!
It equals 13, my lucky number!
Rule #185:
Resistance is futile.
Resistance is futile.
Rule #186
Tired Posting Ish Nawt Aloud
Tired Posting Ish Nawt Aloud
Rule #187
There are no rules!
There are no rules!
Rule #188
No Outside food
No Outside food
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