I came up with an idea for a new game, and since I'm currently in charge of the place, I figured it would be a good time to start it!

The object is to create the most random list of rules possible. They don't have to relate to the Halls, or to anything, really. Just try to be original and always preface them with the proper number.
(And please, please don't post "Don't talk about Fight Club" or something like it. I'll hurt you. Seriously.)




Rule #1: Yawning within 30 yards of the Barry Gorda Memorial Tree is strictly prohibited.

Rule #2: Under no circumstances are you to blend the yak.

Rule #3

Under No Circumstances Are The Yak To Blend You

Rule #4

No bowties. Seriously.

Rule #5

Never Use Absolutes.

Rule 6: THERE IS NOOOOOOOOOOO rule 6.

Rule 7: Remember to rub the zebra twice.

Rule #8

Always Wash After Each Cleaning.

Rule #9

Always eat meatloaf right to left.

Rule #10

No Time Warp In The Booth.

Rule D: When drying the wombat, always spellcheck your umbrella.

Rule #12: Ignore Rule 7.

Rule #13: Do not pass "Go" without flossing.

Rule #14

Break Leg In Case Of Emergency.

Rule #15: Do not climb walls without protective jello.

Rule #16:

Always listen to trains when riding bicycles.

Rule #17


When In Debt, Never Try To Get The Alligator On The Elevator.

Rule 18:

Always shove retro down the elevator shaft.

*Trebor shoves retro down the elevator shaft.

Rule XIX: Whenever possible slap my mother on your way to wherever you are going, coming from, currently at, or in a pocket universe.

Rule #20:

Do the Chicken Dance. Or you will die.

Rule #21: Pursuant to the articles outlined in subsection 21a, a committee shall be convened in accordance with the specifications enumerated in the unabridged version of Hoyle's International Bureaucratic Gibberish.

Rule #22:

If your eyes are closed, you can't read this.

Rule #22a: No peeking.

Rule #23: Your eyes must stay in your head at all times.

Rule #24:

Choose your font colour wisely...

Rule #25

Don't wander the castle grounds after dark, without your thimble.

Rule #26: From now on, when reading Marvel comics, one must wear protective headgear.

Rule #27

From now on, when reading D.C. comics, one must wear protective footgear.

Rule #28: Green chicks can no longer die.

Rule #29: Little yellow sponge cake guys have to be killed at least once a day.

Rule 1,421: 10001110011101000100111 in your shuffle board.

The Golden Rule:


If you turn stuff to gold when you touch it, Don't masturbate...(Ow...).

Rule #30:

Don't touch Oogie's Mom unless you have been inoculated for all STD's known to man....and those not known.

Rule #31: Don't let retro22 touch you. Ever.

Rule #32:

Don't eat pastries unless you watched them bake.

Rule #33: Always ask KilljoyBob which fruit pies are meant to be eaten.

Rule #34

Don't use plastic utensils in any way other than their intended use.

Rule #35:

If you ask HP about his day at work and he says "You don't want to know," you REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

Rule #36:

Eat at Joe's.

Rule #37:

You can get anything that you want at Alice's Restaurant, except for Alice.

Rule #38

Don't dump trash where you're not supposed to.

Rule 39: See rule 39A

Rule Omega:

Dont eat galaxies...You get a bad reputation.

Rule 40: Rule 39A has been temporarily suspended due in inclement weather. See Rule B

Rule B

please disregard rule 39.

Rule #41: Don't eat more than 15 Slim Jims in a day.

Rule #42:

Need anything else be said?

Yes.

Rule #43: Chocolate and mustard do not mix.

Rule #44

Don't eat dog treats within 50 feet of a toll booth...or pay the associated foot per treat fine.

Rule #45: Foot races without a screw driver are stickly prohibited.