Jennifer Garner
Age: 36
Where You've Seen Her: Alias, Daredevil, Elektra, Juno


















Jessica Simpson
Age: 27
Where You’ve Seen Her: The Dukes of Hazzard, Employee of the Month, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

I'll give you all one guess who I'm voting for.

How un-attractive is Jenifer Garner? So unattractive that'd I'd even vote for someone as repulsive as Jessica Simpson over her. Gah.

...That's it, Gelf! You're out of the will!

Simpson's Boobs...but that's all she's really got for me...

My vote lies with the stealthy hero.

Garner's not my cup of tea, but she'll get my vote over a walking dumb blonde stereotype.

Sorry Twinky. I agree with Gelfy.

Garner's starting to show her age early, which is a bit sad, but she's at least aging into a handsome woman. Which is far more than I expect from Jessica Simpson. I fully expect that 9 years from now, Simpson will either look terrible or look surgeried and terrible.

Plus, Simpson's personality is actually enough to offset her looks into the negative category. She's anti-attractive. Had she only a brain, I might vote the other way, but.... no.

I went with Jessica Simpson based on
a) Garner's face looks all out of proportion in that photo;
b) Simpson has a cracking set of knockers in that pic.

But when all is said and done, voting for Jessica Simpson still managed to leave a bad taste in my mouth...

I've abstained as I'd rather not see either go on.

Garner actually looks better since she's had a kid, but she doesn't have the body to carry this battle.