wow!

I wouldn't have pegged him for a Dragonball type.

So, after I had posted this, I was so ashamed that I immediately went to Ebay to see if I could find a reasonably priced G1 or reissue Soundwave. I found a Toys R Us exclusive "Commemorative Edition" Soundwave reissue that came with Laserbeak and Ravage with one low bid on it. I ended up getting it for $35. (I didn't want to post anything here before I won so I wouldn't jinx it. )

Good deal, KJB!

I had the reissue first, and then bought the movie version. I may pick up the Animated one too, but it's not high-priority.

The Animated one is nice, especially with a Laserbeak that transforms into a Flying V guitar. At first I didn't like his Scion XB altmode, but it's grown on me. Now I'd like to get the repaint that's an homage to his black Soundblaster color scheme; it comes with a Ratbat that becomes a keytar.

Ratbat lulls his enemies into fits of lassitude with blasts of Flock Of Seagulls.

What if I ran...I ran so far away?

Just make sure to ask him, "Do you really want to hurt me?"

Where'd she get that firearm? I best help her before she kills someone.

*TheRidge slaps Betty White and steals her gun.

Take that background checking law. YEE-HAW!!!!

*TheRidge starts firing the gun into the air aimlessly.

Ya know, I'd be a bit more worried if he was slightly more or slightly less competent.

Insaney's got a gun... everybody is on the run...

With a gun, isn't Ridge technically less dangerous than when he's shooting cosmic beams out of his hands?

Oooh good point I'll strap some nuclear warheads onto the sides of these things.

*TheRidge runs off to start work on his 'brilliant' if slightly insane idea.

Uhm, since when can anything you do be described as only "slightly" insane?

It's all relative.

I mean, if anyone else took a dump in the corner, we'd think it was insanity. When Ridge does it, we don't even bat an eye.

unless he's been eatting yogurt.

then we blink a few times, exhail sharply from the nose and say "wheew"

silly lactose intollerence

But it's good for his yeast infections.

I'm personally thinking that Ridge and Nukes are not a good combo. I mean, think of all the unexpected consequences cuz you know his idea of Nukes and our idea of Nukes may be completely different. Should be a bumpy ride.

That's what she said.

They have an ointment for that now. Clears those bumps up quickly and discreetly.

...So you recommend it, KJB?

So does KJB's ointment still taste like apples? Or was that his justice......?

Drowning in euphamisms here....

Greebo! How the heck have you been, buddy?

Hey KJB! :-)

Good thanks, how's things at the Halls?

Crazy! and by that I mean certifiably off our collective chum. So... same as always.

Good to see ya!

Holy shit, it's Greebo!

Tha's what I was gonna say.

Hey Greebo, welcome home.

*TheRidge chops off his leg and throws it at Greebo.

It's a welcome along hullabaloo!!!

What up, dude?

Greebo should consider himself lucky that's the only body part Ridge threw at him.

Ridge's leg tastes like apples.... or is it chicken?

Either way, it's not justice.

Apparently my justice has been usurped by an evil monotone-voiced robot. Or at least my signature has been.

Alexis Bledel is Snake Plissken in Escape From Indianapolis.


Oh yes, I went there.

Hi Greebo!

I'd watch it. Of course, to be fair, I'll watch more or less any movie...

I have a home made movie with me and a box of popcorn. Any takers??

*Cyclops blasts the movie with his optic blast (whatever that is), knocks ridge over and steals his popcorn.


Precious Popcorn, yes my precious....

In case you all hadn't noticed, I turned the site over to Jon-OH today, and he has decided to re-dedicate the forum to his lifelong dream of being raped in prison.

Needless to say...

BEND THE FUCK OVER AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR I'LL CUT YOU, BITCH!

I knew I shouldn't have let you tattoo those boobs on my back.

*K26dp looks at the banner and nods.

Well, that's one way to drive more traffic to the site.

it's just an honor to be mentioned in connection to a random event.


in the spirit of the event, I am taking submissions for artful depictions of me prison raping any other member of the Halls, or, the other way 'round.

OR BOTH!

I, along with the more professional eye of my much more experienced in this reguard, Robert M. Slovman, will judge the submissions based upon a set of criterea, to be announced.

Grand prize winner will receive a special and super secret gift!
look forward to seein' 'em!

Changes to the site? I didn't notice any changes to the site...

I'd consider it a mighty big favour if you'd take ahold of my pocket, friend.

*Grabs twinky*

who's got a pack of smokes for this Twink?

I just finished this project, but sadly cannot show it to the one person it would mean the most to...at least not until her birthday on the 26th.

So instead, I'll show you guys.

Mega Shark Versus Amie Hagins

Nice work Alex! I especially like the Shark's Tommy gun. Good touch. :rofl:

"Look out, it's a shark! AND IT'S GOT A MACHINE GUN!!!"


The script practically writes itself.

If I see "Machine Gun Shark" on SyFy in a month or two, somebody's getting sued!

Unless of course they pay you some royalties. Great job, I'll have to show some of my friends.

Perfect dude! Nice job.


And look at those credits! Aside from the incredible cast, Joss Whedon wrote it and it's produced by YODA?!!!! That's gonna be outta this world.

Yes, I'm sure you'd want a piece of those lucrative SyFy royalties.

Nice job, man.