Hey Gelfman what is new....I am glad to see you guys have kept up the halls.......every time I see a rerun of cheers and they play the theme song I am reminicent of the halls...


Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go - where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see - our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name

You wanna go where people know people are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name


The Halls theme song!

Hey Slovman....what do you think of the Kings this year.......

Seen better days, but I'm keeping my chin up. Trying to find work in this economy... applied a few times at HP in Oregon, but so far no bites; a few interviews elsewhere, but no money from them either.

Still, sooner or later things are bound to turn around.

Good to see that Rocket's doing well. And hey, a seasonal recipe! One of these days I'm going to try one of them, I swear.

...I hope my kitchen will survive my attempts at cooking.

I cook occassionally though I prefer the things where you just throw all the ingredients together and it's edible. It's actually quite surprising that I'm still alive somedays.

Well, I'm lucky in that my wife is actually a very good cook and likes to cook. Sometimes I try my hand at it, but mostly if I'm cooking, I'm grilling steaks or burgers out in the backyard.

I actually quite enjoy cooking, It's the dishes I despise.

It's alive! RUN!!!!



Yo r0cket! Welcome back! I think the Cheers theme makes a great theme song for the Halls.


"The Halls of Hysteria - Cheers but for geeks!"

Well two nights in a row.....tumble weeds a tumblin.....but hey whatis up....any one try the "Tarts"....hehehehe....Tarts

What do they call brit mac and cheese anyways??

I tried making no bakes tonight. Epic Fail!

I believe they're simply referred to as 'cheeseburgers'. We are a simple people. Not that I eat a great deal of them to be honest.

I think Rocket was asking about macaroni (elbow noodles) and cheese. If you call that cheeseburger, you Brits are even more messed up than I thought.

We call them "Steamed Hams"

Mmm... Steamed Hams...

SKINNER!

Nice work NASA.

I assume that a kick-ass movie regarding the lunar smack-down will be forthcoming?

FEEL THE PIMP-HAND, MOON!

When NASA asks if they have to smack a Moon, it's always a rhetorical question.

OH NOES!!1! I thought you were referring to a McDonalds with cheese. As for macaroni and cheese we simply call that macaroni cheese or at least my mother does. And she knows everything, well apart from how not to blame your children for a divorce. But apart from that she's good....

So anyone doing anything exctiing this weekend? nothing to note going on for me.

3 day weekend. Massive jam session Saturday, hopingto see Zombieland. Might buy a new TV...

So, no. Not much going on.

All my plans fell through, so I'm not doing jack squat for a third straight week. Ah well.

Nice to see you again, Rocket! I'm afraid I'm not keeping up with the Kings that much anymore. The league in general, really. I think the quality of play and the entertainment value of the games has suffered terribly in comparison to the "Run and Gun" days of the early 2000s.

Of course, what little I have seen or heard of the Kings in the last couple of years has been pretty awful.

I'm just hoping my kid is born this weekend. We're sittin at 39 1/2 weeks atm.

Best of luck! I know the waiting sucks. My boy turned 1 last weekend - I was going through the same this time last year.

well it is storming like a there is no tomorrow here in calif. 50 mile an hour winds.......had to nail everthing down out back....here is hoping the power does not go out....lol.....then what the heck would i do.

Ouch man, best of luck and stay safe. I am working atm. Woo go being a sentry guard. =)

*The Ridge sneaks in behind Retro and steals his wallet.

WOOOOO!!!! Vegas here I come....

Lol, had you done that that night you would have gotten $3, a picture of my girlfriend, a Wegmans card, and a debit card linked to an account that has $1.06 in it at the moment. VEGAS!

What's a Wegmans Card? Is that a local grocery store in your area?

Is this your only ID?

lol, no I forgot my Drivers License though. Yes Wegmans is one of the larger grocery stores in our area(Along with P&C and Price Chopper).

i have not heard of Price choppers........what do they chop.....could be dangerous shopping!

Why prices of course!

*BUZZ* Sorry the correct answer and that which was on the card. Was 'the heads of aristocrats of the late 18th century'. No prizes for you, but why don't you tell him what he could have won Mike....

Why, he could have won a new car! But he'll take home a consolation prize of "Ridge's Corner: The Home Game" and a lifetime's supply of Rice-A-Roni! Rice-A-Roni: The San Francisco Treat! Back to you, Monty!

Thanks Don.

If only he'd taken what was behind Door Number 2: a complete set of George Clooney's sloppy seconds, the sultanship of Qatar, and a year's supply of Tang™, the Drink Of Astronauts.

Back to you, Wink!

...thank you Monty. Monty the Martian there answering those universal questions. Like 'who ate my sandwich out of the fridge. You know the one next to the note labelled Wink's sandwich?" and "is murder a crime if they ate your freaking sandwich?".

Anyhoo that's all we have time for today on Ridge's Cornerama. Join us next time for more zany fun. Until then make you sure you have a lot of fibre in your diet. Toodles....

You're all stupid and I hate you.


*Slovman tosses bags of money to the crowd.

Don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!

And enjoy these lovely parting gifts:

Is that Peyton Manning...TIME TRAVELER?!

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

It turns out....Mr. Ed is my father!

That's not the big news.

The big news is that Wilbur is your mother.

That's not the big news.

The big news is that Gentle Ben is his brother.

So who is his sister????

Sarah Jessica Parker

*Slovman high fives Chaomancer.

I see we've created a new Halls game and bonus points go to CO for a celebrity diss.