Fuck you, you fucking cunts!

Best. Program. Ever. They should have it on more often.

It clearly shows that he's lost his mind. I think we need to get a posse, pitchforks, and torches. Then we'll track him down and bail some hay by torchlight.

See kids.....Random abuses of power CAN be entertaining and fun!

*KilljoyBob bans everyone!

Yes, yes they are.

*KilljoyBob lets everyone back in, then wanders off contemplating whose name he should change.

HEY! Dont change my name! I prefer being a Male Dragon please!

I think I saw this in an episode of Lost in Space once. Except it was hte robot and he said "KILL CRUSH DESTROY!" but otherwise it was EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!

why does GUNDRAGON call fury upon himself like that?

Laughs?

On an equally-random note...

She BLINDED me with SCIENCE!

SCIENCE!

Damn, well I guess I am now a female dragon...

BOYS!! *Starts waiving the handkerchief...* Any of you fair people want to help a damsel in distress?

no.


burn in hell.



*sets Gundragon on fire*

Oh, Now I am a FLAMING Dragon! Oh yes! I just love Fusha!

WE ARE FLAMING DRAGON!

"I want you to take a step back and literally FRACK YOUR OWN FACE!!!"

That sounds complicated. Let me get my feet set before I try it.

Oh you silly, silly boys. Lavendar is the new in! Fracken your own face is so last season. You have to frack someone elses face now! Now, if we were to start repainting the halls in the lilly lavendar and maybe a little pink around the edges...I need to go see a painter to start painting the halls and then replace this gawd aweful rug too...Back in a bit!

...Did we inadvertently turn Gundragon into Paolo Rilfs?

We should probably murder him until he dies from it, just in case. I don't want the fairies to return.

*KilljoyBob shudders at the thought.

*Gundragon walks back into the room* ok, the painter is on the way. Lets see...I think plads are out and leather is still in...Maybe redecorating the Ridges corner there will help snazzy this place up a bit. Hmmm....I wonder...Oh KJB could you stand over by the wall there and hold your hand like so...*makes one hand on hip and other one like the teapot.*

Here's what I think of that.

*KilljoyBob hits Gundragon in the face with a Fruit Pie filled with angry bees.

*Soylent Daveage walks in and sees Gundragon standing against the wall like a teapot.

...

I'l be in the tavern...

*Gundragon runs around...* Help! Help! Bees!! Bees are attacking me...*Waiving his handkerchief about* Someone please save me, I’m a damsel in distress! Will no one come to a maidens resque???

What, no one's seen Tropic Thunder around here? Sheeeesh.

Nope.

tropic what?

Been meaning to get around to it. Really!

I have to pee.

I saw it, and it was awesome.

You saw "Tropic Thunder"? Sounds like a male stripper...

Tropic Thunder is on my "to see" list.

Same here. Just got a few other movies to get to first - like Fred Claus.

I've seen Tropic Thunder. Funny movie. Tom Cruise is actually great in that movie.

You know what else is a good movie?

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

I just LOVE Patrick Swazye. He looks soooooo beautiful in that dress. Didn't like Westly Snipes though. Looked a little to manly for my taste.
Oh well...

*starts painting the halls the Lavander and with Pink poka dots.*

*clubs Gundragon with a baby seal*

*KilljoyBob drags gundragon's unconsious body to the Elevator Shaft and throws him down it.

Maybe he'll get lucky and land in San Francisco.

There's a San Francisco at the bottom of our elevator shaft? That does seem to explain some things I saw down there last time.

Like your mom?

Yeah, about that, why did ya have to throw her down there like that? She's getting old and probably breaks easily.

Aren't Twinkies supposed to last forever?

Only if you don't take them out of the wrapper.

HA HA HA!
Take that, knight! Ramjet for the win!

Ramjet is like...Mongo?

Candygram for Ram-Jet

Ramjet only pawn, in game of life.

*Gundragon shouts at the top of his lungs*
Hey, anyone up there? Its a mess down here. I think I just touched something....GROSS!!! RIGDE!!! I found your cloned self!! Ewwwww...What did you do to it?!
Here is an old fruit pie from KJB...Hmmm, still taste like Justice. Oh look! I picture of Slovman...what is this on....GROSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Someone let me out of here!! I think I might HURL!!!!

Please note! Extrication from the Elevator shaft is the resposibility of the person who has been pushed into it...

But we can send you some company, if you like...

*Soylent Daveage pushes KJB down the elevator shaft...

*GelfOgre pushes SD down the shaft, closes the doors, welds them shut, and posts a sign saying "DENTAL SURGERY" on the door.


That takes care of that,

*KilljoyBob falls down the shaft, but catches himself on the lip of the secret access tunnel and pulls himself along it to freedom.

When you've been around here as long as I have, you learn a few tricks.