*wanders into the woods after his last fishing trip* I wonder what's over here...

REVIL IS IMMEDIATELY MAULED BY A HORRENDOUS BEAST OF IMMENSE SIZE

:Stands on edge of woods, next to 30 foot sign that reads:

Beware of the beast!!!

Hmmm, I think I'll give it a miss.

:Legs it back to his dorm and hides beneath the covers:

Coward.

I for one am going in.

Who is more foolish? The fool or the ...blah blah...

There is a fine line between stupidity and idiocy....

I'm not suprised that a SMR member can't read...but you are AFT man!

Unless you plan on kicking some 30-foot monster's ass, don't go in there.....

Hows about us boys give the float a test drive to sort this beast?

Our expeditions have determined that there is not just one giant beast in these woods, but hundreds. Not to mention all the slightly-less-large beasts, the medium-sized beasts, the small beasts, and the ghosts and zombies of all the beasts that the other beasts killed.

You know what? I'm getting the hell outta here...

Yeah scratch that fellas, we'll come back another day...erm I think I left the gas on...or something!

EEK!!!!

:Legs it:

Ka-Kaw! I fear no monster.....

:: Flies into the Park. ::

RIDGE IS THROWN OUT OF THE FOREST, HIS UNCONCIOUS BODY BURNT TO A CRISP

That'll learn 'ya...

Owww......the worse thing is I can't even remember how that happened. All I remember is going in there then being thrown out here.

Weird huh?

You know, I bet that one day, all the scary shit in there is gonna come screaming out into the rest of the Halls and try to kill us all. But it probably won't happen any time soon, so I'm not going to worry about it too much.

:::yawns and strolls away:::

lol, those red eyes lurking amongst the trees are kind of spooky.

Maybe they're just hungry?

:: biffs a box of Ritz into the forest ::

*frowns* It's like Slov is trying to tell us somthing.....I wonder what it could be? Maybe he's raised a new barn...

I'm not trying to tell you anything, just shooting the breeze. Not foreshadowing at all. Just idle chatter. Yup.

:::sips lemonade:::

Now I don't know what to do....forshadowing scares me, but I love idle chatter.....I'm so confused...

Welcome to my genderly-confused world!

Wait for me Ridge, i want to be mauled too!

=flies into the air, just about mauling height for a 10ft beast=

Luckily I'm setting up a Ranger station where it's safe out here. Not to go searching for missing people or anything, just for show.

Right...right....get the public on our side and all that...

Yup plus if there's a forest fire we can get on TV talking about how brave we are. Oh and about the fire too of course...

Yeah, plus, chicks dig fake firemen....er.....I mean Firemen.

This can only end badly.

Not that I know this, per se...but I have a feeling.

Yup.

We're in a creepy forrest! What can go wrong!

Nothing, nothing at all.

I'm sure we all won't end up envying the dead.

Er guys? I just found this near the edge of the wodds. *GULP*

Well, that's just terrifying. That...big white square advertising a German magazine...

Yup those filmcrews will be rolling up here soon and I can act all like how I know what the square is. And more importantly get myself on TV!

IS that better?

Can i be on TV too! I play a cool victim.

EJACUCOLA IS SOO GOOD!! I WANT TO BE A THIGH FEELER!!

:: Splays Gravity in half using a katana. ::

..Ahem...This is one of the unlucky souls we found that had been torn apart by the creature.

Yeah that sounds good.

::pulls out sewing kit::

I meant act as a victim who SURVIVES! Can you pass me some ointment, this is getting infected.

No now lay down and play dead for when the film crews get here.

Man, i aint playing. There's a spider making aweb using my small intestine.

Ooh, there's a light up there.

Go into the Light! Go into the Light!

You're such a lamo!

He sure is.

I'll fetch my shotgun.

:: Walks into newly built Ranger Station. ::

I can't even walk away from CFV

::tries to shuffle away::

*dives into the park to avoid Slovman and his "Wuv paddle."*

*Slovman runs up to the treeline and stops.

No way in hell I'm going in there.

*Slovman watches as Revil's chewed-up, smoldering body soars out of the woods and over his head.

Silly heathen, Park is for monsters.

...and peadophiles.

eww, people who like baby vegetables!!

Damn right!!!! (I thought it was wrong so changed it...how foolish I was)

I've never even been there. Especially not with any impressional teenagers who I promised I'd show them something special.

Nope not me!

You're such a bender!

::rocket pops in and yells Look, over there it is David Hasselfoff!::

Where?