The moose is dead? Dead? NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oh well... Someone throw a steak on for me. Medium Well, please.

No, Death Moose is a character. Anton the Death Moose. He brings death to others. But he himself is not dead.

He also grills a mean steak.

Whew. I was worried there for a second.

Also, where's my steak?

Do they serve salad here?

I don't even know you.

Get a rope.

And to think he calls himself at Texan.

Man, I could really go for a KC Strip.

I think you are looking for the good ol' Bada Bing! club.....sadly, we have yet to reconstruct it.

You'll have to settle for steak

Hey I only call myself a Texan because I'm too poor to move to California but as soon as I finish school I'm heading out west, hopefully.

Plus you need to eat your leafy greens.

To HELL with leafy greens!

:: tosses green sprig away from plate and swallows the steak, stopping for a moment to choke. ::

STEAK!! MMMMMbop!

you just quoted Hanson!!!!

::slaps Jon-OH in the face with a raw Ribeye::

Snap outta it!

*Revil steps on the spider.

Haha! I win this round, Spider.

Hooray for Death Moose!

...Well, I suppose that's to be expected at "Death" Moose.

*Spikor hauls in a Canadian Moose fresh of the Trans-Canada highway. He also carts in a completely destroyed Ford F-150, fashioning it into a grill.

Aw...I got a rock.

Hmmm, that can't be sanitary in a restaurant.

*oogie56 shoots the rats

I hate rats.

Yay! Two spiders in a row!!!
*Soylent Lugosage snatches up the spider and devours it
Mmm... Double crunch...

Wow, Death Moose Steakhouse finally got my order right!

Yeah, you can keep that one.