Best Substitute Crab

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In 2006, the crab was notoriously absent or tardy to his duties as... a crab. The crab claimed he'd been "helping his grandmother." Most experts believe he was more likely helping himself to his grandmother's liquor cabinet.

Regardless of the reasons, numerous other things had to fill-in for the crab during his frequent absences. The armadillo was voted to be the best of those things during the 2006 McCrea Awards