Christopher Columbus

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Christopher Columbus was an explorer who, convinced the world was much smaller than it really was, duped a Spanish queen into lending him money and ships to sail to the India and the East Indies. He landed in the West Indies, thought he'd made it to his goal, committed numerous acts that would today be considered atrocities, and sailed back to tell of his success. He died believing he'd achieved his task, but eventually other people figured out the discrepancy, and America was "discovered".

Every Columbus Day, Christopher Columbus resurrects through unknown means to pester the Hallsians by attempting to lay claim to Halls Isle. His life is always astonishingly brief. In 2007, he returned with new magical powers, claiming to be a blue wizard. In January of 2008, after the Hallsians refused his aid in getting rid of The Costner, he used his magic to bring the Costner Golem to life.

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Deaths of Christopher Columbus

1506 - Natural causes
2004 - Shot in the head by Chaomancer Omega
2005 - Had honey poured on him by Chaomancer Omega, who then convinced him to go to Elektra Park, where he was torn to shreds.
2006 - Speared by Aaronc3477 into the Elevator Shaft, whereupon Chaomancer Omega dropped the elevator on him.
2007 - It was suggested that he be fed to the Costner.

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