Chuck Norris

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FUSUD Fighter
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Status: Active
Current Team: Clamhammers
Debut Season: 2006 Season
RECORD
Wins: 2
Losses: 4
Win Percentage: 33.3 %
TRI-CATEGORY VOTES
Matches: 1
Mental Votes: 4
Physical Votes: 11
X-Factor Votes: 6
Total Votes: 21
Avg. Votes Per Match: 21
FIRST SEASON VOTES
First Season Matches: 5
First Season Votes: 23
Avg. 1st Season Votes: 4.6

Chuck Norris is a fearsome combination martial arts master and Texas Ranger. Many legends of have been told of him and his mighty beard, which he is rarely seen without (though he has occasionally worn only a mustache.) Chuck's power is incredible, capable of destroying almost anything, and was once harnessed in the Norris Cannon to aid in the defense of the Battlestar Imbalance. Chuck's awesomeness is heavily recognized at the Halls, where Aaronc3477 has opened up the Church of Chuck.

Chuck Norris is also a fighter on Aaron's FUSUD team, the Knox Vegas Clamhammers, but in a major shock, was castrated by Galactus in the third week of fighting during the 2006 season. It is unknown what the lasting effect of this emasculation will be, but as he has returned for 2007 season, it is possible he has, through his mightiness, made a complete recovery.

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