FutureGuy

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Balding, overweight, slovenly, and altogether pathetic, FutureGuy first showed up during Zero Halls after a couple of future Hallsians, FutureKJB and The Cliff had made their appearances and given warnings to the Hallsians. FutureGuy claimed to be the future version of the Hallsian known as Leeds Knight, a claim which may be spurious. Leeds Knight wasted little time kicking his alleged future self in the balls.

FutureGuy went into hiding for the remainder of Zero Halls, and was next seen acting up when the spammer Adver was banned. Unbeknownst to anybody else, FutureGuy had formed an attachment to Adver, and was upset when he saw his new best friend banned so abruptly. He proceeded to cuss out the moderators, and received several warnings in short order.

Later, FutureGuy returned, apologetic after his outbursts. However, his apology was cut short by his gruesome demise on October 7th, 2005. In the investigation which followed, TheRidge was arrested for his murder, due to TheRidge's past history. Other Hallsians soon followed in being arrested, in an event known as the Prison of Paranoia. A second death, that of 2nd Lt. Camisaroja, confirmed that the death of FutureGuy was not, in fact, on the hands of any of the incarcerated Hallsians, but was from a newly discovered threat: the Chickenraptors of Elektra Park.

FutureGuy's story doesn't end there, however. Since his death, he has made a couple inexplicable appearances in the OH NOES!!1!! thread, and then was resurrected as a zombie by the Undead Poets Society in October of 2006. His body was ripped apart and stomped to mush by KJBot, but it is still doubtful that we've seen the last of this idiot.