Hostess Fruit Pies

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These individually-wrapped delights are pastries filled with fruit filling. They are also the weapon of choice for KilljoyBob, who throws them with deadly accuracy. KJB appears to have an unlimited supply of them, including flavors which are not commercially available. He obtains them from the Hostess Fruit Pie Warehouse. Because of this, he often uses the title Fruit Pie Flinger.