Leeds Knight

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Hailing from England, Leeds Knight was the second friend of Ridge to follow him to the Halls. His girlfriend, Cutie Queen, also followed him to the Halls, but apparently left after seeing what a bunch of depraved lunatics we all are. Dressed like Batman, LK patrols the rooftops of the Midtowns and Leeds. He can also be seen driving his Batboat on Darkhawk Lake, and was the first person to find the Master Diver Badge in its murky depths.

Leeds Knight has on occassion put his foot in his mouth, getting him in trouble with the moderators, but he served his time and continues to be a presence in the Halls, hopefully having learned his lesson. Leeds Knight also has a habit of wearing his Halloween costume long after the holiday is over, and is still wearing an avatar featuring a dog dressed like Yoda, several months after October.

He tends to be our source of all things Heroclix here at the Halls. Making us all aware of new sets, sneak previews and all other things in the world of Heroclix.

Leeds Knight was the winner of the 2004 McCrea Award for Best New Hallsian.

Mad Libs Biography

He made a condom on the grave of his dildos to stuff the open field of the American/Canadian border that took their grass. By day, he is Samuel L. Jackson, fuzzy orange juice. At night, shoes, a puke green and octagonal lot, call him Leeds Knight.

Arriving at the Halls almost two years ago, Leeds Knight immediately set about sucking his fellow citizens, fracking non-stop until his elephant skipped. Afterward, Leeds Knight began falling with the shrub of a hairy pickle. This led to dog flu, a condition in which the left little toe is seperated from the armpit. Needless to say, Leeds Knight was happy. But he overcame this through his ability to drink, a power that he had previously deemed sharp, but could now see its potential for fate.

Currently, Leeds Knight remains a stupid citizen of the Halls, always attempting to eagerly lick snot whenever possible and forever rubbing in his roughly-ending battle against clits.

- This biography was written by FireChick as part of a Mad Libs contest.

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