Magnetic Glass Dildo

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One of two real-life ideas entered in the Battle of the Ideas Doomed to Deferred Success, the Magnetic Glass Dildo was introduced to Hallsians due to an email spam received by Chaomancer Omega, which he then immediately discarded unread -- but discussed with Slovman and DrQuinzel. The humor in the bizarre item stuck, and it was introduced in that Battle, and made a later appearance teaming up with Bob Vila in the Battle to End All Battles III.

Chat Transcript From When the Spam Arrived

[00:42] ChaomancerOmega: I am NOT opening this piece of spam-mail.

[00:42] ChaomancerOmega: "Magnetic glass dildos, WOW!"

[00:42] Slovman26: ...

[00:43] Slovman26: Captain Asspounder?

[00:43] ChaomancerOmega: I don't know. I didn't open it.

[00:43] Slovman26: DrQuinzel asks "Why would you want it to be magnetic?"

[00:44] ChaomancerOmega: I don't know. I don't think I want to know.

[00:45] Slovman26: "If you put one in your mouth, and one in your vagina, the powerful magnets willl rip through your body and...wait...that's bad..."

[00:45] ChaomancerOmega: ...GAH.

[00:45] Slovman26: LOL

[00:46] ChaomancerOmega: Part of me also wonders how they made glass magnetic.

[00:46] Slovman26: Mitosis

[00:46] ChaomancerOmega: ...right.

[00:47] Slovman26: Glass is probably the worst thing to make a dildo out of.

[00:47] ChaomancerOmega: I'm sure if we tried we could come up with something worse.

[00:48] Slovman26: Maybe a little better than Radium

[00:48] Slovman26: Cactus?

[00:48] Slovman26: Human skull

[00:48] ChaomancerOmega: It's amazing but this conversation has actually gone downhill from where it started.

[00:49] Slovman26: But of course.

[00:49] Slovman26: 1984 Chrysler LeBaron

[00:49] ChaomancerOmega: ...Giganta might be all right with it.

[00:50] Slovman26: Point.

[00:50] Slovman26: International Space Station

[00:50] ChaomancerOmega: Galactus.

[00:51] Slovman26: But it has all those solar panels sticking out of it

[00:51] ChaomancerOmega: According to Ridge, the big G likes it rough.

[00:52] Slovman26: Ridge would, of course, know best.