Mel Kiper

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A sports analyst, Mel Kiper usually is regarded to have more hair than brains. He first made his appearance on Creation Matrix giving dubious draft analyses for the Playground Fantasy Heroclix League. He has occasionally shown up at the Halls, taking up residence in the Imperius Rex Hotel. He has not been seen in some time, possibly because there's been no reason for him to show up, or possibly he was one of the casualties during the attack of the Undead Poets Society, which had holed up in the hotel.