Nessamari Villacy

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When Bob Vila was entered into the Battle to End All Battles III, he was armed only with a Magnetic Glass Dildo. However, the rules of the contest were that any vote which ended in a tie resulted in the two contestants being merged. Thus Bob acquired a felt tip marker, and Eliot Ness possessed Loch Ness, even as Robert Stack would team up with a Trap-Door Spider. Eventually all comers merged together into one giant gestalt entity known as Nessamari Villacy, which would win the Battle.