Norris Cannon

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Designed by Chaomancer Omega while channeling Doc Brown, the Norris Cannon simulates the awesome power of Chuck Norris himself. It was fitted onto the Battlestar Imbalance and required tremendous energy to fire. It is rumored that it destroyed a planet during testing, but Chaomancer denies any knowledge of this event. Regardless, the cannon proved to be a crucial element of the Lucas-Cylon War as it destroyed the Dark Sith Lord Thor665 in deep space.