Santa Claus
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| FUSUD Fighter | |
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| Status: | Free Agent |
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| Current Team: | - |
| Debut Season: | 2006 Season |
| RECORD | |
| Wins: | 1 |
| Losses: | 4 |
| Win Percentage: | 20 % |
| FIRST SEASON VOTES | |
| First Season Matches: | 5 |
| First Season Votes: | 19 |
| Avg. 1st Season Votes: | 3.8 |
Santa Claus is a semi-mythical figure who delivers presents to all good girls and boys on Christmas Eve, a feat which implies that he has a sleigh that operates at super-speed, great strength, and a bag which possibly contains a tesseract. It is known that he owns reindeer capable of flight, is capable of contorting himself through small spaces, and has at least limited flight capabilities on his own (demonstrated by his ability to fly back up chimneys). He also knows when children have been good or bad, and whether or not they are sleeping, implying either some degree of clairvoyance or a good spy network. According to Plastic Man, Santa Claus also has heat vision. Although he is sometimes referred to as a "right jolly old elf", this appears to be an affectation, as he seems to be human in all regards other than his extreme longevity. He is not believed to be susceptible to Elf Piss Diabetes.
Santa Claus is currently a free agent in the FUSUD, having previously fought for the Twinkyville Cupcakes.
