Slovgirl

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The original Slovgirl arrived on Creation Matrix in early 2004, claiming to be Slovman's cousin. Naive, impressionable, and somewhat conservative, it was hard to believe this young girl was any relation at all to the baudy Tyrant of the Halls. Any other information about her origins was scant and has since been lost to deletions and the poor memory of those involved. What we do know is that a crisis involving the Anti-Monitor broke out on the Matrix, and Slovgirl was presumed dead during the battle.

After several months and the migration of most Hallsians to Halls Isle in May of 2004, Slovgirl miraculously reappeared, claiming that she had only been very badly wounded and was nursed back to health by thundakat. But she was shocked to discover that another, bitchier Slovgirl had taken her place during her absence. Slovgirl and Slovgirl II almost immediately began fighting over the rights to the name. Their first brawl was impressive and destructive but ultimately a stalemate, with both girls swearing to settle things later.

It wasn't long before they met again to determine who truly deserved the moniker, and again the Halls bore the brunt of the two super-powered females' fight. It seemed that this second battle would also end in a draw until the two crashed into the Ejacucola Distillery and Slovgirl, along with one of Slovman's Green Lantern power batteries, plunged into one of the vats. When she did not immediately emerge, Slovgirl II was ready to declare victory until a naked, huge-breasted woman burst from the vat and knocked Slovgirl II over the horizon into parts unknown.

Having internalized the near-limitless emerald energies of the power battery along with large amounts of pure Ejacucola, this uber-powerful sex goddess bore little resemblance to the chaste teenage virgin that had been Slovgirl. After slowly coming to grips with her new body, powers, and insatiable sex drive, Slovgirl renamed herself Lantern Girl.