Smokey

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Smokey is an immortal snowman, a fact which he dislikes greatly. Smokey is suicidal, and has tried everything he can think of to end what he sees as a meaningless existence. To date, nothing has worked.

Smokey, with much envy obvious in his voice and demeanor, presented the McCrea Award for Best Death at the 2005 McCrea Awards, and also gave a rundown of all the comics deaths that had occurred that year.

Recently, Smokey has discovered the joy of seeing other peoples' blood spilled, and has taken up homicide, allying himself with Sodacrotch Man and George Lucas.