Suckretariat

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Since Slovman lost his Green Lantern power ring in the summer of 2006, he has been hampered by his inability to fly. In April 2007, he finally rectified the situation by acquiring a giant mosquito through some unknown means. Dubbing the mosquito Suckretariat, Slovman saddled and began riding the enormous parasite like a horse. Most Hallsians are understandably appalled by this development.