Thor vs. The Magic 8-Ball

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When the Magic 8-Ball was introduced on Creation Matrix, many people had different reactions to it, but only Thor665 went and challenged the thing to a duel. The battle did not go well for Thor, but it became a lasting memory for many Hallsians, and when the Halls split off from Creation Matrix, the 8-Ball was eventually resurrected due to the memory of the event.

The battle occurred in November of 2003.

Thor vs. the Magic 8-Ball (Complete Transcript)

Thor665: Okay, I've had enough of this smarmy 8-Ball and his insults of me. The boards around here just aren't big enough for the both of us, and then the crumb bum teamed up with the fortune cookies to insult me.

A challenge was issued and accepted. And now we only have the two of us to settle this thing out.

We'll be fighting with classic Melbourne rules;

No eye gouges No insulting of mommas Weapons allowed Hits below the belt suggested

Thor665: Ha! You cannot handle special characters, can you?

Magic 8-Ball: You May Rely On It

Thor665: Well I am ready for battle, are you?

Magic 8-Ball: Better Not Tell You Now

Thor665: You only show your fear be delaying, you know this do you not?

Magic 8-Ball: My Sources Say No

Thor665: Well my sources say I shalt smite thee with mine hammer, does it hurt?

Magic 8-Ball: My Sources Say No

Thor665: Whoah!!! You resist Mjolnir!?! Shall I throw it at you instead?

Magic 8-Ball: Yes Definitely.

Thor665: What!?! Why do you wish to have it thrown at you? Have you developed an unstoppable hammer grabbing from air technique?

Magic 8-Ball: Reply Hazy, Try Again

Thor665: Hazy is it? Well I shalt hurl my hammer at thee, do you catch it?

Magic 8-Ball: You May Rely On It

Thor665: NO!!!!!!!!!!! Your techniques are more powerful then I imagined! Do you use the hammer to hit me?

Magic 8-Ball: Outlook Not So Good

Thor665: That is true, for I can dodge mine own hammer very well, my kung-fu techniques are powerful, are they not?

Magic 8-Ball: Signs Point to Yes

Thor665: Ha! You weaken before me, watch as I execute a kick to your face, do you go down?

Magic 8-Ball: Most Likely

Thor665: I shall kick dirt in your face and insult your ancestors, are you angered enough to rise again?

Magic 8-Ball: Signs Point to Yes

Thor665: You are a powerful foe indeed, do you now hit me with your fabled Ghost Sword technique?

Magic 8-Ball: My Reply Is No

Thor665: What, you stand there doing nothing? Is this a trick?

Magic 8-Ball: Without A Doubt

Thor665: Oh no! You have kicked me while I was busy being stunned by your trick, surely this is a devestating technique! Do I fall down?

Magic 8-Ball: Yes Definitely

Thor665: Oh no!!! And now you are dropping your knee onto the back of my head. Do I begin to black out?

Magic 8-Ball: You May Rely On It

Thor665: Arrrrgggghhh!!!! I am defeated...will you call an ambulance for me?

Magic 8-Ball: Concentrate And Ask Again

Thor665: Arrrrgggghhh!!!! I am defeated...will you call an ambulance for me?

Magic 8-Ball: Signs Point To Yes

Thor665: It was a good fight, but we shall meet again, we shall meet again...

Magic 8-Ball: My Sources Say No

Thor665: Why, will you hide from me?

Magic 8-Ball: Yes Definitely

Thor665: You are a coward with no honor, I deserve a rematch, do I not?

Magic 8-Ball: It Is Decidedly So

Thor665: Till that day then, 8-Ball, till that day...

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