Unoriginal Sin
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The very first mission of the USS Imbalance, during which a simple search for supplies turned into a life-or-death struggle with a giant monster.
The Imbalance made its way to a planet designated Mi0001 in search of anti-deuterium and to forge an alliance with any native inhabitants. There, an away team comprised of Commander KilljoyBob, Lt. Commander K26dp, Ensigns BarefootRanger and Coolguy, and Acquistions Specialist yendi met Toglevey, the leader of the Celibans. A misunderstanding between Toglevey and the away team, involving a copy of Blowjob #7, led to Commander KilljoyBob having to make reparations by killing a beast that had been terrorizing the Celibans. Toglevey expected him to kill it with a weapon that looked like a rusty shovel with a broom on the other end, but KilljoyBob and BarefootRanger disposed of the beast by ramming a transporter beacon in its butt and having Chief Engineer Chaomancer Omega transport tribbles into the creature's stomach until it exploded.
Toglevey gave the Imbalance the anti-deuterium in gratitude for killing the beast, but warned that they should not attempt to contact the Celibans again.
